Thinking
class Thinkful {
constructor() {
this.isTrash = true;
this.hatesStudents = true;
this.lovesMoney = true;
this.hasBiweekly45MinuteMentorSessions = false;
this.hrPersonnelHaveFreeMacBooks = true;
this.hrPersonnelAreUseful = false;
this.hasGoodAssignmentSystem = false;
this.hasThreeUsefulEmployees = true;
this.allowsLinux = Math.ceil(Math.random() * 10) > 5;
// changes quite a bit... ^^^^
}
respondToCriticism(studentIsDoingWell, studentHasBeenKicked) {
if (studentIsDoingWell) {
console.log("We'll take a look at this...");
console.log("Thank you for bringing this to our attention!");
this.doNothing();
} else if (studentHasBeenKicked) {
this.doNothing();
} else {
this.doNothing();
this.shadowKickStudentFromProgram();
}
}
get studentTearsAndMoneyForFree() {
this.shadowKickStudentFromProgram();
return `Yummy yummy tears and money`;
}
doNothing() {}
testCodeWithQualified(codeActuallyWorks) {
if (codeActuallyWorks && Math.ceil(Math.random() * 10) > 5) {
return (
`You passed! Watch me forever though... I may decide to just break` +
`and then you will get ${this.shadowKickStudentFromProgram()}'ed :)`
);
} else {
this.doNothing();
this.shadowKickStudentFromProgram();
}
}
// yes i know this recursion may never break...
// yes that is the point.
sendSpamEmailsRegardlessOfEnrollmentStatus(studentIsEnrolled) {
console.log(
"Join the weekly AMA where we will repeat policies and crush your souls!"
);
console.log("When should you take a study break? How about forever.");
if (studentIsEnrolled) {
return this.shadowKickStudentFromProgram();
}
this.sendSpamEmailsRegardlessOfEnrollmentStatus();
}
honorStudentEnrollmentContract() {
return "...No.";
}
fixSeriousProblemsThatAreStoppingStudentsFromWorkingEfficiently() {
this.doNothing();
}
shadowKickStudentFromProgram(student) {
student = null;
this.sendSpamEmailsRegardlessOfEnrollmentStatus(false);
return student; // to hell
}
}
Homely Hyena